Gardener Extraordinaire

That's right. I am the best gardener in the world! The mere touch of my hand can produce the heartiest of blooms. A slight breath can cause any plant to perk up. Just a look and we end up with tomatoes galore!

Would you like to behold the bounties of this year's harvest? I won't post a picture of the tomatoes, as it would put any other gardener to shame. I will, however, show you my glorious carrots. Knowing how remarkable I am with growing things, I tried my hand at them for the first time this year. I know you will all be amazed, awed and envious of what a summer of neglect and irregular watering has produced!!!




I'd say the biggest carrot measured a good inch-and-a-half, lol. We should have enough to make a substantial Chef's Salad :)

Now, if any of you real gardener's out there could help me understand just where I went wrong, I'd love all advice available.